Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

George Bush.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a little girl gets raped

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

World Peace

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Your life That's the joke

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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