*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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womens rights!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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