- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are clen.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

penis that is all

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Women's rights.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

How Long is a Chinese man.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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