What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Write your own

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why did the man die? he got shot

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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The WNBA.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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My butt!!!!

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Women Voting

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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