Don't rape me!

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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women's rights.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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sweaty black guy

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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