Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Avery has crabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Tim's gay.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Fuck her

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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penis that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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