Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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cms.......?????

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Women's rights

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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i have 2 penises

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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