Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Justin Bieber

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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