A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Nah

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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