What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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you will die someday

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You know George Washington? He died.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What is brown and sticky?

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