What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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