What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Tim's gay.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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