An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Brittney Spears

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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