Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Hummer.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Your mom goes to college

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Ben Colbert is gay

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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