Woman's Rights.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Bing

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

you just lost the game!

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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