What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

sweaty black guy

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Women's Rights

American Idol

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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