Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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