Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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That's what he said.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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WNBA

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what time is it rape time

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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lewis bedford

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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