Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Google Doodles

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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WNBA

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Women's Rights

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Anti Joke

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