- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two fish are in a tank.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Penis jokes.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Penis

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

I have read the Terms of Service.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What is brown and sticky?

666

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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