- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

So dont touch it

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Hello I'm a fat kid

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Ben Colbert is gay

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

YOU IS DUM

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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