- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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