Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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your face.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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knock knock Come in.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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