How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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