- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Two women were sitting in silence.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Noah is Smart.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Child Prostitution.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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