A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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whats gay ? you

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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dead babies

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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666 im christian

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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your mother is so lesbian

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