How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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ruddell and dodds anal

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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