Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Black people

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

whats worse than flunking math? death.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Brittney Spears

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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