- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

i hate you.

a banana

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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