Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Womens rights.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Bumsniffer

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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