- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

corey is a nipplepotomus

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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