What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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:-)book

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Obama.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Women's Rights

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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