A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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womans rights

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Women

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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