- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Womens Rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Please don't rape me.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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