how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A seal walks into a club.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Nicholas Cage

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Justin Bieber

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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