- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Nicholas Cage

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Y2K

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Justin Bieber

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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