A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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but there is a road to the super market

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Women Drivers.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Go away.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Baseball

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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