how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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beiber i straight

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Jewish People

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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