a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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lol

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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shut up

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Hey Caleb.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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George W. Bush

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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