What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Avery has crabs.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Obama.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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