A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Rob Bell

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Women Drivers.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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