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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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