Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A man. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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PENIS

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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i like potatoes

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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