What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

penis

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

I don't get it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What comes after "Q" R

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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