Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Women's rights.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mom goes to college

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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but there is a road to the super market

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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