roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women's Golf

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

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