- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Your mum is dead

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

jewish people like other jewish people.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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