How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Dead babies.

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