Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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alcoholism kills

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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