- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

knock knock you may come in

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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