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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What's your name? You tell me.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

The WNBA

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

nice shorts.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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