- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

My sister has to take a dump

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

I'm gay. Great me too.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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