- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Herman Cain

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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