- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

women's rights

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

W.N.B.A.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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