- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

This is not Will Smith.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

whats better than shoes feet

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I am a real homosexual

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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