KIMBERLEY HONEY

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

...and I'm a Mormon.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Men's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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