your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Anti Joke

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