- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't think of a joke!

What is brown and smells? Poop

why did the man die? he got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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