- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Baseball

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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