- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Hello

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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