NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Amputations.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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