What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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i heart wiener

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Anal cheese curds.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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My mom's dead

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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