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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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