What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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minorities

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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