A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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