- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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