- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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