- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Please don't rape me.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Turtles

Why were corners made? For crying.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A ginger rapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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