- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Haha pizza

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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