- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Exactly what?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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