- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people. that is all...

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Knock Knock Good one...

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Hitler is my role model

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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