gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Hi poop!

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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