what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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throbbing slobber

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Baseball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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i am predestal

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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