What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Women rights..

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Obamacare!

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A fish walks into a bar

Brett Farve

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

this website...

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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