Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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