- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What comes after "Q" R

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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