guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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666

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Slavery lol

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Water, please.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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