- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

come along children

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

I avhe dyiaexls.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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