- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

penis that is all

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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