- Anti Joke

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

two fish are in a tank.

Knock Knock Good one...

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

sixty....eight.

. Deez nuts Ok

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