yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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