What's funny and arousing? This joke.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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